A woman came up behind her husband while he was enjoying his morning coffee and slapped him on the back of the head
I found a piece of paper in your pants pocket with the name ‘Marylou’ written on it,” she said, furious.“You had better have an explanation.”“Calm down,
honey,” the man replied.“Remember last week when I was at the dog track?That was the name of the dog I bet on.”
The next morning, his wife snuck up on him and smacked him again. “What was that for?” he complained. “Your dog called last night.”
